Festive Family Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'I'm pretty sure it's daddy. Who else would request we leave him cookies and a beer?'

'Where do you plug it in?'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"Go ask your mother."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Family of Snowmen

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'Uh ho Davey, I've just gained access to Santa's 'naughty boy file' and guess who's top of the list?'

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'I don't think Santa can come back and fix it today dear.'

'Has he been yet, Dad?'

The Big Tree

Chanukah.

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

'When you said I mustn't talk to strange people, does that include Father Christmas?'

Ask me about your grandkids.

Self Absorbed Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'