Quirky Noise Maker Gifts

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Old-fashioned computer

"Thank you."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

The Gong

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Making noise in the cinema

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Soccer Fans.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Person playing the cymbals.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer