Quirky Noise Maker Gifts

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Old-fashioned computer

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Thank you."

The Gong

French Animal Noises.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Making noise in the cinema

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I can practice a different song."

'I play it to kill time.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Soccer Fans.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Person playing the cymbals.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer