Noise Creator Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Violinist.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

"Thank you."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Making noise in the cinema

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

'I play it to kill time.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Soccer Fans.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'