Noise Creator Prints

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Violinist.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Thank you."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

'I play it to kill time.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.