Nocturnal Noise-maker Prints

"When I said I wouldn't mind you staying up a while, this wasn't what I had in mind."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Thank you."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Something nocturnal."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Soccer Fans.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Person playing the cymbals.

'I play it to kill time.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'