Nocturnal Noise-maker Prints

"When I said I wouldn't mind you staying up a while, this wasn't what I had in mind."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

French Animal Noises.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Thank you."

"Something nocturnal."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Person playing the cymbals.