Nighttime Noise Detective Pillows

"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark!"

"Either you left the TV on downstairs or we have whales again."

Noisy energy?

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Bat

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"He's so posh...!"

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

'It's only an owl.'

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

"The tone of the letter is stern, almost threatening, but - see here? - he signs with a smiley face, so I think we may be alright."

"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"

'You're right-your car is making a funny noise.'

'Wear you hearing protection or else!'

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

Do you hear what I hear?

Noisy Train

Deep sleep