Snore Detective Pillows

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

I even love the way you snore...

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Solving the Snoring Problem

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"