Snore Detective Gifts

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

I even love the way you snore...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

It began with a beep. BEEEP. What an annoying noise. Where did that come from? BEEEP. Where indeed? Join us the next few days to solve the mystery behind the *beep* as we journey into the soul of modern man. (Oh, the hyperbole!) BEEEP!

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Old West Trackers. It's either ten guys on horseback or a caterpillar crawled into my ear again.

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

Solving the Snoring Problem

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'