I tried to catch forty winks, but all I did was toss and turn! You were all over the nap!
Snooze Detective Gifts
Searching for a gift that suits your snooze detective? Explore a unique collection of witty and playful items that capture their love for napping and uncovering clues. Perfect for those who believe every good investigation starts with a good nap! Whether it's a coffee mug, a t-shirt, or a pillow, our creative designs add a cozy, amusing touch to their relaxing moments.
What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?
'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'
Whistler's father.
'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'
"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."
Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'
The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.
Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"
'Today: The collective unconscious...'
Eventual Motion Machine
'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'
A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man
"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."
"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"
'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.
'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'
'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'
"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
Sleeping husband
Good luck with all the revision!!!
"There's that squeak again."
"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"
Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"
"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"
Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring
Snooze Detective Gifts Collection
Snooze Detective Mugs
Explore our collection of snooze detective mugs and find the perfect humorous piece to make their coffee or tea time delightfully investigative.
Snooze Detective Pillows
Check out our cozy snooze detective pillows—bring humor and comfort into their relaxation corner with these clever designs.
Snooze Detective Prints
Decorate their space with witty snooze detective prints—artful illustrations that celebrate their love for naps and detective work.
Snooze Detective T-Shirts
Browse our witty snooze detective t-shirts—fun, creative, and perfect for those who love to add humor to their casual wear.