Snooze Detective Pillows

I tried to catch forty winks, but all I did was toss and turn! You were all over the nap!

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"There's that squeak again."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring