Snooze Detective Pillows

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"There's that squeak again."

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"