Snore Whisperer Gifts

Solving the Snoring Problem

"I snore says my wife!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I'm a monster."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Don't have nightmares!

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

War Snail

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Your shell or mine?"

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

"Good night!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

Nature Magnified

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"But I'm not even tir..."

'Honey, you're talking in your sleep again!'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

"It's good I'm on the property ladder but with hindsight I regret buying a semi detached."

"Well, I want to talk."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."