Sleep Whisperers Gifts

"Good night!"

Alarmistclock

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"You're on mute."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

Don't have nightmares!

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'Honey, you're talking in your sleep again!'

"But I'm not even tir..."