Sleep Talkers Gifts

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Hypnotoon

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'zzz sleep.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Don't have nightmares!

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"What? I slept seven months."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

Yawn

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"