Sleep Talkers Pillows

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Hypnotoon

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'zzz sleep.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Dreams

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Don't have nightmares!

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Yawn

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"What? I slept seven months."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."