Snore-master Gifts

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Eventual Motion Machine

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"The computer is allowed to go into 'sleep mode', you're not!"

Solving the Snoring Problem

'Honey you're roaring.'

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Girl In Bed

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."