Snore Solutions Seeker Gifts

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'