Snoring Strategist Gifts

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Bad times to sneeze

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

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"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

I even love the way you snore...

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Napquest

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Sniff

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

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"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."