Snoring Solutions Seeker Gifts

"You were snoring."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."