Snore Solution Seeker Gifts

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Solving the Snoring Problem

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."