Snore Slayer Gifts

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

I even love the way you snore...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Solving the Snoring Problem

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"It's a taser. It's for your snoring."

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."