Snore Slayer Gifts

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

Zzzzzzzzz...

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Solving the Snoring Problem

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."