Snore-stoppers Gifts

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"No point going to sleep now."

Solving the Snoring Problem

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

"I snore says my wife!"

SLEEP Mode