Snore Stopper Gifts

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

Locker room: the scent.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

Solving the Snoring Problem

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

'No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.'

"I snore says my wife!"

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

SLEEP Mode

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