Snore Stopper Gifts

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Locker room: the scent.

Solving the Snoring Problem

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

SLEEP Mode

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"I snore says my wife!"