Snore Solution Seeker T-Shirts

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

I even love the way you snore...

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Solving the Snoring Problem

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed