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SLEEP Mode

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Gesundheit."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

I even love the way you snore...

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

Nose Spray.

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'Honey you're roaring.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring