Snore Specialist Mugs

SLEEP Mode

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Gesundheit."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

I even love the way you snore...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Nose Spray.

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'Honey you're roaring.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."