Snoring Experts Mugs

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Gesundheit."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

I even love the way you snore...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'Honey you're roaring.'

SLEEP Mode

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."