Snore Enthusiast Mugs

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Girl In Bed

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Zzzzzzzzz...

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Gesundheit!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Modern art?"