Snore Aficionado Mugs

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

The Sleeping Congregation.

Do not disturb...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Cyber Dream

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"He snores from October to May!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'Gesundheite!'

'We'll take it!'

'Today: The collective unconscious...'