Snoring Sympathizer T-Shirts

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

Old Men on Rockers.

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Achooo

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'