Date Night Navigators Mugs

'Now darling, I hope I'm not boring you with all this wine talk!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Don't even think about it!'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

Sleepwalking Golfer

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

Happy hour.

'Damn early birds.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Almost Ready"

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

How to save mankind...

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."