Date Night Navigators Pillows

'Now darling, I hope I'm not boring you with all this wine talk!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Don't even think about it!'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Damn early birds.'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Happy hour.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"I need a man who will commit."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"Almost Ready"

How to save mankind...

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"