Nightlife Navigators Pillows

'You misheard me, man - I said I was bringing two ageing babes, not two asian babes.'

"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."

"Too much to drink, please."

"Unfortunately I danced with a girl who danced with a man who was a vicious bastard."

'Damn early birds.'

Happy hour.

'I attract two types of guys: too forward or too backward.'

"Fancy a Harvey Wallbanger?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"