Nightlife Explorer Pillows

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

Cocktail Pianist

Dinner Mates.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Naked cocktails

"Leisure time meets discretionary income and, voila, here I am!"

'Do I come here often?'

'Hello luvvy, fancy having some fun?'

On the Town.

Roulette pool.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"We don't want to be taken to your leader. We want to be taken into a bar with cheap booze and topless waitresses!"

'I'm having a Watson and Crick moment.'

The Siam Club: "I'm sorry, but you can't come in without a Thai."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'If it takes care of our bar tabs, I say we open it.'

"Looks like they've got a new bouncer."

Dance Enthusiasts.

(Visual gag) Wet T-shirt Competition A group of guys yelling out excitedly to a rack of wet T-shirts

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Beach Boys on a night out...

'Prepare for take-off, chaps!!'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"

"Shaken."

Happy Hour 8-10 p.m., except Tuesday, which is despair night.

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"Hey, you wanna go to a strip club tonight?" "Are you kidding? I've got a girlfriend. I don't have money for that kind of thing."

'Sir, why are you lifting up the carpet?'

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

Monster masks.