Nightlife Navigators Gifts

'You misheard me, man - I said I was bringing two ageing babes, not two asian babes.'

"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."

"Too much to drink, please."

Flight attendants' night out.

"Unfortunately I danced with a girl who danced with a man who was a vicious bastard."

'Damn early birds.'

Happy hour.

'I attract two types of guys: too forward or too backward.'

"Fancy a Harvey Wallbanger?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bryan Ferry

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Fried chickens.'

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

The Walk of Shame

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"