Nightlife Navigator Gifts

'Boozer's Week.'

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"What's great about this job is the anti-social interaction."

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'It's Linda Cox, isn't it? - I never forget a face.'

Rather than rely on a hunch to decide who gets into a trendy nightclub, bouncers now Google each person.

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

People crawling towards pub toilets.

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

Mind Your Antennae.

Counting Booze bruises

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

'Damn! I suppose that'll mean twenty four hour policing.'

'You've had enough!'

The stripper.

'Promise to collect the empties, Darling?'

Young man couldn't get a seat at the opera so went to the club and returns drunk

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

It's hard to choose, isn't it? Yes, it is ... I can't decide if I should call the police or simply alert the bouncer.

I drink to forget. Is that just for things in the past, or does it cover mistakes you might make later tonight?

"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."

"I told you not to let him buy you a drink."

"Do all dance battles end like that?"

NYPD Siren Training

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"Let me try — I speak bartender."

Newbaby lounge

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"