Nightlife Navigator Gifts

'Boozer's Week.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

"What's great about this job is the anti-social interaction."

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

'Damn! I suppose that'll mean twenty four hour policing.'

Counting Booze bruises

'It's Linda Cox, isn't it? - I never forget a face.'

People crawling towards pub toilets.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."

"Don't give me that look—it's fair-trade."

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

Newbaby lounge

"I love college."

"Let me try — I speak bartender."

"You're gonna love this place."

"Get lost, pal! The lady’s already being bombarded with lame pick-up lines!"

NYPD Siren Training

"Do all dance battles end like that?"

"I told you not to let him buy you a drink."

"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."