Noise Navigation Pros Gifts

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

At the rock concert...

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Noisy energy?

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."