Bad Neighbor Alert Prints

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Tangled wires.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Snake disappearing through door.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"You'll see it when it's done."

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'