Neighbor Relations Pillows

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

"This dogcast is brought to us by you, his owner."

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Blower wars.

Could I trouble you for a cup of petrol?

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"Sometimes I think the barking was less annoying."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Canape?

Neighbor Leaf Wars