Meeting New Neighbors Pillows

"You speak Spanish?"

"Oh good, I think he likes you"

"Hello, I'm Britney."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Hey man, I moved in next door and wanted to introduce myself. I'm fear itself."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

New around here?

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Visiting 'friends'.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Where the wild things aren't.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'