Meeting New Neighbors Pillows

"Oh good, I think he likes you"

"Hello, I'm Britney."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Hey man, I moved in next door and wanted to introduce myself. I'm fear itself."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

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"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

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Visiting 'friends'.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Party on the Balcony.