Getting To Know Neighbors Pillows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

New around here?

Visiting 'friends'.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

The Neighbours from Hell....

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Party on the Balcony.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Miaow??'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'