Neighborhood Enthusiast Mugs

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'How very Putney!'

'In my little case I have something her next door reckons you can never afford!'

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"They've done a great job bringing the neighborhood back to life! It used to be old chain stores with rude clerks and generic merchandise."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'That paper boy has one hell of an arm!'

'How very Teddington!'

"And it's in a 'fashionably rough area', only a stones throw from the nearest gang of yobs."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'I'd rather be in Barnes.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Autumn Leaves

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'