Kingdom Dynamics Appreciators T-Shirts

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"That's against the rules...."

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

Summarizing the obvious: The gang, lost in Nowheresville, Utah, was saved by the spirit of Sadie Cohen, warning them how to get to safety. But how, and why? Stow it. Sadie and her spirit couldn't stand the idea of being without us. It would've left her with no one to despise. I feel so needed. My spirit is on lockdown!!!

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'I know where you live!'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Bavaria

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'Did you get the promotion?'

'The good news is that I've brought you a new pair of bicycle clips...'