Theory Of Evolution Fans Gifts

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Off to a bad start.

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

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"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Now do you believe me?"

Evolved to Ski.

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'The stand-up geneticist'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'