Theory Of Evolution Fans Pillows

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

tbt

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Now do you believe me?"

Evolved to Ski.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolution

'The stand-up geneticist'

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...