Social Experiment Fan Gifts

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Schrödinger and his cat

Privatized Jails

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Control and Out of Control Group

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Sleep Disorder Research.

Nerd night out.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"It's an experiment. I haven't looked at my phone all day and I'm still bumping into things."

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"That ends what experiment?"

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

Passing Emotions

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

Man about to be executed wearing face mask.

'Heavens, Charles, not while we have company!'

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

'It was just an academic exercise. I was simply trying to prove crime really doesn't pay.'

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"