Thought Experiment Fan Gifts

Schrödinger and his cat

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Control and Out of Control Group

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

Transformation of Man into Monster.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

The mind-body problem

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

'I thought, therefore I was.'

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"I am convinced that God does not play cards with the universe."