Evolution Humor Fan Gifts

'Is the fire included?'

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Evolution

Black Hole Corks

"Now do you believe me?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Charles Darwin

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

Evolution

The evolution of triathletes.

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'