Evolution Humor Fan Pillows

'Is the fire included?'

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Now do you believe me?"

Black Hole Corks

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Charles Darwin

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Evolution

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'