Comedy Evolutionist Gifts

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Ecotourism.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Will work for manure.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'Is the fire included?'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"That's my Son, Denny - He evolved into a doctor."

Evolution of the Cow

Carbon Trading

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"

'There goes the neighborhood.'