Fans Of Evolution Humor Gifts

Cat evolution

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The One That Newton Missed

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Crap. I overslept."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Is the fire included?'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

'Where did we go wrong?'